I believe him. As long as Wahlberg has time to pop in the airplane bathroom and masturbate while looking at the mirror and saying, "I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a bright shining star," he can do anything.

Followup post:  I also like how Sasha uses that song from Bronson in her preview video.

Ha, now we all know that @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  hasn't kept up with his porn stars! Haven't you heard? Sasha Grey has retired from adult films:  
http://sashagrey.com/ (the site is basically worksafe, but the name might not be). She's a photographer now.

Aye, the Community notification is the terror that bids respect of so many AVClub articles.

Ever since watching THX 1138 and American Graffiti, I've thought of George Lucas as a French New Wave director trapped in the body of an American whose career got completely and irrevocably sidetracked by the unimaginable success of Star Wars. I'd be very interested in seeing the films that he would have made if Star…

"Yo I only respect things that have my DNA inside them!"

At least now when Buggin' Out comes into the studio and asks, "Hey why you got no brothas up on the wall?" Bill O'Reilly can just smugly point at his own picture.

Hollywood has now crossed over into the "obsessive old man" stage of its artistic career. Like Edgar Degas's many paintings of ballerinas or Paul Cezanne's peaches, Hollywood just can't help remaking the same subject over and over and over.

Wow, this article is kind of hard on Charlie Rose (especially the "slick and superficial" part at the end). I have to admit that I haven't seen this CBS show or any of his hard news reporting, but Rose is my favorite TV interviewer because of his huge variety of guests, his natural curiosity, and the time he takes…

By the way, has there ever been an actual GOOD prequel of anything? I can't think of one. Maybe the Robert DeNiro parts of Godfather II.

Ah, I can't wait to see what the rapists' childhoods were like. I'm sure they were completely different from what anyone would expect, definitely able to sustain 24 episodes of television.

HBO = Hot and Bothered Offspring

Seeing as this is the CW, I'm betting the lead actor will look quite fletching.

Yeah, you're right about that. Viola Davis and Octavia Spenser are both great actresses who deserve awards. I still would have expected/preferred critics to pick more "daring" or unknown movies, though.

For a critics' list, most of these seem like rather safe choices. The Tree of Life TIED for best cinematography? Really? It deserves to have won by itself. There's also so much love for The Help that I would have confused this list with the People's Choice.

I've seen the film. It was not really what I expected, which might be a good or a bad thing. All the critical blurbs labeled it as "that movie about the sex addict." To me, that suggested a movie about a guy struggling with his addiction by entering a treatment program of some kind.

Oi, too serious, poindexter! I much prefer the movie BLAME starring Michael FARTbender!! He can't stop farting but he always blames someone else!!!

This was my first thought as well. I've never even played an Ultima game before and I know about the day Lord British died! That is some legendary griefing right there.

Young Ron Paul:  I don't like government. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

This movie will now have to go door-to-door and alert its neighbors of its crimes whenever it opens in a new market.