I've never seen this, but I love the idea of aliens born in a galaxy far far away celebrating the birth of Jesus. Sure, they seem to get around the religious stuff by calling it "Life Day" and making it all about how great consumerism is, but throwing logic to the wind would be so much more enjoyable.

Zigga what?

Damn, when I clicked this I was hoping Reese would be playing John Mark Byers (Paradise Lost's dad of the year):  http://youtu.be/SK0f5zNtXq0…

Yeah, it was a great interview. The only thing is that I kind of wanted Marc to ask about Donald's response to the criticisms of Childish Gambino, namely the ones about sexism, or maybe just the Pitchfork review in general.

China:  do u still like us???

"No one’s suggesting any Jackass chicanery where Sal projectiles the shit out of his own ass."

Alvin and the Chipmunks InCHIMPite:  On Being and Nothingness

Top Turtle Tut-Tuts Love's Labor's Lost

Oh trust me. Those starving AIDS gutter kids in Africa have it made compared to me. They've never had to do a 10-second Google Image search for "russell brand laughing," and yet they're the ones who get all the charity!

Russell Brand's mouth really bothers me, especially when he laughs or smiles. Case-in-point:

I'd rather watch the porn parody "Beat off the Reaper".

Actually I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. Pleased to meet you. Thanks for pointing out the ethnic inconsistency in my impression. Just fired my dialect coach.

"Whaddaya mean I gotta stick a camera in this old man's ass? Who do ya think I am, yo mama? Ba-ba-boom! Quit breakin' my balls, ya yutz!"

Of course he has a hot tub. Why do you think his articles are so long? It's where he does all his work, and he doesn't want to get out.

In a slightly more perfect world, Ryan Murphy would fall on his sword and announce to everyone that while his shows are commercially successful, they aren't worthy of awards, thereby ceding his nominations to Breaking Bad and Community.

Yeah, that kind of bothered me, too. It was like they said, "This movie is bad, why do bad movies make people angry?" without even acknowledging that it received an A- on this very website.

This is possibly my favorite episode of television ever, maybe tied with a few others like The Sopranos finale. I came to The Sopranos late, just in the past year in fact, after I had already watched The Wire twice.

Awesome! I'm gonna start quoting "WTF! What the fahamahamahahmah!" right now to everyone I meet! They'll all be my friend and there will be no more loneliness!

I think I've already seen Japanese animation to this effect.

Whatever you do, DON'T think about a furry pink T-Rex riding a unicycle!