"Drake plots backstage activities inside only the coziest, most intimate groupies in the world."

I'm a big fan of Paradise Lost, but all I can think of when the movie adaptation comes up is how they'll probably screw up the nudity. Adam and Eve need to be completely nude, swinging their genitals everywhere without giving a fuck. Covering the genitals with leaves would be hypocritical because the whole point is…

I gotta be honest, the failure of New Year's Eve is already making this a pretty great Christmas.

Have you read about Darrell's cutting and crack addiction yet? Yeah, those are real, too:  http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

I'm pretty much a Wiig apologist. I think she's a brilliant performer, even when the characters she plays get annoying and/or run into the ground.

Saw this movie today and really enjoyed it, but I have to admit that I was a little lost at times. Most of the plot details are quite understated, and I have no familiarity with British intelligence, the original book, or the previous adaptation. It even took me awhile to realize that John Hurt's character was…

Thanks for recommending "Rape? Not Me!" I really screwed up my life for awhile after reading "Rape? Yes Come Here I Want Some Right Now!"

A horse who types up Law and Order episodes with his hooves? I love it! Let's do lunch.

Or at least give a quick check of Mr. Skin.

Better stand back, sugar, or you're libel to get yourself hurt. Innuendos are a man's game, and we don't need no affirmative action letting in some pretty little thing who can't even think of a proper erection joke.

Love that movie, possibly the best female performance I've ever seen. Don't forget the ordeal that Dreyer put Falconetti through, making her kneel on stones while suppressing all show of emotion.

I don't always like Diablo Cody's dialogue, and some of the "sympathetic" beats in her movies are kind of false, but I don't hate her as much as other people seem to. If you haven't seen it, you can watch her interview show "Red Band Trailer" here:  http://www.lstudio.com/red-… .

He's not the Newswire editor we deserve, but the one we need.

No love for Taran Killam yet? SNL threads are usually filled with it, so let me just say that he was awesome as Mr. Rad, the gleeful murderer.

I'm just gonna go ahead and start Christmas early by Liking everything in the thread. I love you guys!

We haven't heard from Papa Roach in awhile. I wonder how they feel about our reptilian overlords.

I always read bassist Fieldy Snuts's column in the Economist.

I kind of think that playing the role of Toby has dulled Paul Lieberstein's ambition so much that, even as showrunner, he can't muster any excitement to try something new or bold.

Anyone who doesn't watch Community tonight should be rounded up and put into "re-education" camps. We missed the ball on Arrested Development camps so many years ago. Pray we never miss it again.

Jeremy Piven:  *mimes jacking off into Christian McKay's mouth*