*steadfastly conforms to original thread structure in the service of pushing a bit as far as it can go, even when it gets awkward or opens the door to misinterpretation, hoping people don't think I mean that the pic is unattractive*

*clicks Lux Lisbon's profile to get a better look at profile pic, masturbate*

i wish grrls wood talk 2 me :(

*is Russell Brand*

She made that landmark song about kissing girls and liking it, thereby eradicating homophobia forever.

Don't make fun. The Holes of Oslo are a proud family with many illustrious members, such as the philosopher Philmy and the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dick.

If this movie never happens, what will Sally Draper masturbate to?

I'm writing a spec script adaptation of a piece of lint I found in my laundry basket. People may not have heard about my lint before, but hopefully this post will seed enough awareness into the culture that in ten or 15 years, they'll feel nostalgic for my lint, and then I'll get the green light.

What are the odds that he wears sunglasses and uses hip catchphrases from eight years ago? I'm betting 122.453%

Dream director for this project:  Victor Salva. Jeffrey Jones can be in it, and Pete Townsend can advise on the soundtrack. The Holy Trinity of entertainment pedophilia, together at last.

Just hearing mention of that dance fills me with utter contempt for the human race. I refuse to click that link on moral grounds.

How whimsically mediocre!

Dear God, when is Julia Roberts going to shut up?

NBC's midseason schedule:  the final solution

GAH, spoilers O'Neal! I haven't even watched Dan in Real Life, and already you're leaking pages from the sequel!?

I can't wait until this movement progresses to the point where Wall Street bankers like Lloyd Blankfein and Hank Paulson enter the crowds to show their support. It'll be a great photo op, and they'll have a press release that says, "We support these wonderful young citizens in their passionate opposition to fiscal…

The thing about none of the profits going to the movement itself because Rocafella “have not made an official commitment to monetarily support the movement" is utterly hilarious.

ONLY an A!?!? You motherfucker. Trolling for hits again, I see.

Yeah, I laughed a lot during this episode, so I was surprised at the low rating.  I guess Pam being the butt (lol) of pregnant jokes didn't bother me as much as it did other people.

Kutcher's tweets upon hearing about the Nazis' final solution:  "It's so nice that they're sending Jews to camps where they can concentrate better. #nosetothegrindstone #focusonyourdreams"