You're full of shit, Lieutenant Buttocks.

Then Batman will give you a sternly-worded reprimand:  http://youtu.be/0wv_2efHvx4

You had me at "teenage girls farting".

RE:  "weird type of egotist"

That photo of Gervais is cheekiness distilled. Just looking at it caused me to go up to a random big-breasted woman on the street and say, "Can I have some milk for me tea, mum?" and run away giggling.

I keep thinking about how lost, confused, and alone Lindsay must feel with her riches-to-rags life in the gutter, and now I can't stop masturbating.

"…please know that I will be taking real action over the coming weeks and months in an effort to do everything I can both professionally and personally to help stamp out the kind of thoughtless bigotry I've so foolishly perpetuated."
He sounds like he's going to a gay re-education camp or something. I can't wait to see…

I'd say the "sweet spot" is about 6 months. That's why I'm writing a trilogy of films that reimagine Osama bin Laden as a dandy ol' man-about-town with a devil-may-care attitude who goes on adventures with his team of sexy agents, the 72 Virgins.

I have to admit that I kind of like the version of Leonardo that is in the Assassin's Creed games. It just seemed like a clever idea to make the great inventor into a tech guy for Ezio like Q is for James Bond.

Ah, a connoisseur. Are you a south paw? Let me give you a tip:  a system of fish hooks and pulleys hung from the ceiling can work wonders for your accuracy while taking hours off your prep time. Happy boxing!

This certainly explains that infamous alternate take from season 2:

Bah! I made the same post as you at the same time further up the thread!

Someone should photoshop in The Big Penis Book 3D instead of the butt book.

Brett Ratner is pretty much a character in Idiocracy. In the future, we'll all talk like him.

It always bothered me that Megan Fox got such a prominent tattoo of Monroe. Even if you consider Monroe to be a bad actress, you at least have to admit that she (or her agent, which amounts to the same thing) chose some excellent projects to be involved with. I mean, just look at this filmography:  Asphalt Jungle, All…

Ebert's first words upon realizing the show's dire situation (read it in a computer voice for authenticity):  "My God. The lad inside my toaster was right all along. Siskel, my face…it all happened just as he said it would. Why didn't I listen? WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN!?!?!"

It's a shame. This has been a good incarnation of the show. Both of the hosts are funny and smart in their own way (I think Christy gets more things wrong than Iggy, but that's neither here nor there). I watched it every week online.

Any excuse for Nasim Pedrad to talk about vaginas, well, that suits me just fine.

Remember Janet Jackson's nipple? It's back…in Pog form!

Anyway you cut it (ha ha ha), this is definitely George Lucas's fault…which gives me an idea for a new photoshoot. Lucas is pretty much scheduled to be euthanized at this point, right?