As You Like It. I prefer The Merry Wives of Windsor. They really know how to take in my whole Falstaff, Measure for Measure.

I definitely agree with this. It's also odd to watch Burton's two Batmans (Batmen?) and see Batman randomly murder henchmen. On the commentary track, Burton says something like, "Some people complain that Batman kills people here, but, you know, the tone just seems so lighthearted that I think it's okay."

Exactly. Patton Oswalt turned me on to it with his blog post here:  http://pattonoswalt.com/ind…

This is one of those situations where everyone is correct.

Since they've already proven that these movies will make money no matter what they do, I wish they would just go balls-out art-house crazy, like get David Lynch to direct it as a sequel to Inland Empire or something.

Thank God they're continuing this series. So many unanswered questions! Maybe now we can get closure on whether the Autobots will beat the Decepticons.

He was a real cut up, but his pitch eventually crashed and burned.

Those fuckin dirt-worshipping cocksuckers at Sheiner, Sheiner & Roth are just a cunt hair away from making their final arguments in the fuckin Williams case. Fuck!

Every episode will be Dawes, Wesley Willis, and "LISA NEEDS BRACES" in-jokes. I smell a hit!

I'm not talking about the band, silly. I'm saying these guys who jerk off into paper cups for free are the New Wave, i.e.:  the Francois Truffaut of sperm donation.

Speaking of sperm, everyone should read this (slightly old) article about the Nouvelle Vague of sperm donation:  http://www.thedailybeast.co… .

HOLY JESUS, I just realized that Don Eladio is played by Manny from Scarface. How did I not see this before? My brain is all over the ceiling!!!(*#$&!$

That pic makes her torso look like a perfectly smooth cylinder…or a burrito. Suddenly it all makes sense…

"Alan Two-dick" heh heh heh…

"Railed like a bitch" is my new favorite term for homosexual intercourse.

"Wow, this series is up to number five? Huh."

I clicked this hoping it would be a video of Beyonce farting.

If Burton should ever sign on, I'm blaming YOU for giving him the idea!

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With MGM's budget cutbacks, Bond will now get all of his gadgets from Skyfall instead of from Q. It was a perfect example of product integration synergy, and James loves his novelty litter boxes.