The name is Little. Chicken Little.

That's a good point about Brittany wanting to make the school safe for Santana to come out. She does seem more open-minded than Kurt, in her Forrest Gump sort of way.

And here I thought "Mangum" was a magazine for gay dental fetishists.

Ah yes, Footman, Quentin Tarantino's favorite superhero and the greatest influence on his supple, pre-pubescent mind. Even to this day he includes loving Footman homages in all of his films, in the form of lingering, fetishistic shots of feet.

The kicker is that modern archaeological evidence shows that the Israelites were probably an offshoot tribe of the Canaanites. In fact, Yahweh himself may have originally been a Canaanite thunder god. The entire purpose of this story (like many in the Bible) was political propaganda against a rival tribe, in this case…

And then he curses the ancestors of one of his sons to a lifetime of slavery, just for calling him out on his drunken nakedness.

girls r pretty :)

Can't wait for the "donkey-to-donkey" scene.

He went over the edge when someone used a Shamwow to clean up the groin-slashing mess.

Yes! I was about to post this, but you and @avclub-b587da25f0be5b669a8bc5d582f4b165:disqus  beat me to it. I'm glad that people are checking it out, despite its direct-to-video release. It has some rough edges, but it's really one of the most thoughtful action movies I've seen in years (as crazy as that sounds to…

Will soon lose its youth audience to my shorter, more pithy new show about moss:  "Peat that Tweets"

Alas, poor Emmerich!

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus  Fair enough, but my boner from imagining this scenario is quite real.  At least grant me that much.

My friend's cousin's neighbor told me that if you hit up-up-down-down-low punch-low punch-high kick-low/high punch at the same time when the rare spider peeks out of the corner in Goro's lair, a stripper pole will come out of the ground and Sonya totally show her booooooooooobs!!!!!

I was actually in a test audience for this over two years ago (yes, TWO)! Of course I gave it a horrible score, and I kind of got the feeling that those near me did the same.

The interesting thing (if you could call it that) about this movie is that I actually saw it at a preview screening over two years ago. I thought, "What the hey, I might as well go and see what Adam Sandler writes like." Of course I had no idea what the movie was actually about.

Exactly.  When this trailer came out, even Duncan Jones (of Moon and Source Code fame) tweeted something like, "Movies are dead!  Long live video games!"  Really, all the trailer did to achieve its "emotional depth" was use the cheap, manipulative tactic of showing a child in danger while playing sad piano music.…

I found this thread while searching for "cum-torture".  Now I'm sorry I got my hopes up.  Maybe post some pics/vids if you're going to throw around words like that.  False advertising much?  Asshole.

Indie movie recipe for making friends:  1)  Kill someone, preferably a baby  2)  Wear hoodies all the time and let your appearance deteriorate  3)  Stalk the victim's closest friend or family member  4)  "Bump into" the person by "accident"  5)  Try on some hats or play Wii together

Speaking of jeans, for the past few years Levi's has been re-appropriating Walt Whitman's poetry as a sort of "pants-wearing anthem" for adventurous teens who run around with sparklers in their hands.  Our culture is so weird.