I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

Q: Did you hear about the big fight between Madonna, Cher, Jewel and Fabio?

Q: Did you hear about the big fight between Madonna, Cher, Jewel and Fabio?

Q: How many ears does Spock have?

Q: How many ears does Spock have?

Q: Why don't lobsters share?

Q: Why don't lobsters share?

Q: What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?

Q: What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?

Darth Vader: "Luke,"I know what you are getting for Christmas"

Darth Vader: "Luke,"I know what you are getting for Christmas"

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line…

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line…

Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.