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Q: What did Mrs. Quayle say to Dan Quayle on their honeymoon night?
Q: What did Mrs. Quayle say to Dan Quayle on their honeymoon night?
Q: What's the difference between Calgary and yogurt?
Q: What's the difference between Calgary and yogurt?
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
Q: Why should you avoid having sex with The Fonz?
Q: Why should you avoid having sex with The Fonz?
Q: What do Republicans call a ream of blank paper?
Q: What do Republicans call a ream of blank paper?
While walking through the Olympic Village a reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”
While walking through the Olympic Village a reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”
"I heard bad news on the way over here: the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a total loss. Worse yet, he wasn't finished coloring the second one." (Gore Vidal, speech to the National Press Club)
"I heard bad news on the way over here: the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a total loss. Worse yet, he wasn't finished coloring the second one." (Gore Vidal, speech to the National Press Club)
Q: What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
Q: What did Pippin do when he got drunk?