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Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.

Q: What is the difference between humans and Cylons?

Q: What is the difference between humans and Cylons?

So, I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

So, I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an onion?

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an onion?

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th.

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup.

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup.

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.

“Are you half-Jewish?”
“No, but I had a relative who died at Auschwitz.”
“Is that true?”
“Yeah, he fell off the guard tower.”

“Are you half-Jewish?”
“No, but I had a relative who died at Auschwitz.”
“Is that true?”
“Yeah, he fell off the guard tower.”

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

Welcome to the Pepsi Next audio taste test.

Welcome to the Pepsi Next audio taste test.