A man was in medical training and was sent to the morgue to practice on dead bodies.
 
Once inside he uncovers the first stiff and notices there is a cork in it’s ass.He thought it quite strange, so he pulled it out and music started playing! “…On the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again…”

A man was in medical training and was sent to the morgue to practice on dead bodies.
 
Once inside he uncovers the first stiff and notices there is a cork in it’s ass.He thought it quite strange, so he pulled it out and music started playing! “…On the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again…”

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Q. What do you call a pig that’s a karate expert?

Q. What do you call a pig that’s a karate expert?

Q. What do elves do after school?

Q. What do elves do after school?

Q. What is Sponge Bob Square Pants favorite western movie?

Q. What is Sponge Bob Square Pants favorite western movie?

A cowboy and a gangster are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

A cowboy and a gangster are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash.
"I’m not selling you that," says the druggist. "You’ll drink it for the alcohol and get sick outside my door!"
"Not true!" insists the drunk. "I have my first date in over a year, and I want to make a good impression."
"Oh, I’m sorry. Here." The druggist…

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash.
"I’m not selling you that," says the druggist. "You’ll drink it for the alcohol and get sick outside my door!"
"Not true!" insists the drunk. "I have my first date in over a year, and I want to make a good impression."
"Oh, I’m sorry. Here." The druggist…

I’d tell you another joke about a pencil.But it doesn’t have any point!

I’d tell you another joke about a pencil.But it doesn’t have any point!

A police officer stops a Republican for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

A police officer stops a Republican for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!