So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

Q- Why did the bird go to the hospital?

Q- Why did the bird go to the hospital?

Q. how did the blonde die drinking milk?

Q. how did the blonde die drinking milk?

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''

Colin: Can I go to the toilet Miss?

Colin: Can I go to the toilet Miss?

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge."

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge."

So I've got this friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

So I've got this friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."