"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
Topless S.W.A.T. Team
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"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm…
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm…
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?