saw a screening of this with a head full of acid

a pro(lapsed)testant if you will

“Do you understand the difference between thinking and
being?”

"Knope, you're a softie. But on the inside you're a straight up boss. April, you're the exact opposite. Y'all inspire me and I love you"

"i've been in such a funk lately, cause you know…I donated $14,000 to Zach Braff’s
kickstarter"

"Look Joanie, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides."

In which I fall in love with Roger Sterling:

"I will be dying and so will you, and so will everyone here. That's what I want to explore. We're all hurtling towards death, yet here we are for the moment, alive. Each of us knowing we're going to die, each of us secretly believing we won't"

The Act of Killing is my pick for film of the year.
And it's also a movie I'll most likely never watch again

The Best Ever Hot Sauce Man in Denton

Oh…Huy Fong makes that as well. They really should have this factory in like Nebraska instead of L.A

Sambal Oelek all the way!

"Nermal, I hate you nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays. This is my lasagna! You hear me Nermal? My lasagna!" -Tracy Jordan

Madness?! Misery? Surrounding him are the blasphemous…the wanted does not belong to this society. I am not your Superstar who keeps playing his part for you on the cross! I am fed up with all your pomp and rituals. It stinks of burnt human flesh

Not exactly sure what your point is regarding American football as the worlds game, but I disagree with your claim that "the numbers don't back up the claims." If and when you do watch this, Dr. McKee admits to a small sample size and possible sample bias. However, she also discovers that 45 out of the 46 ex nfl…

Who sent you? What was the name of our sixth grade sex ed teacher? I. Don't. Trust. You.

That tape of Mike Webster trying to be interviewed but not being able to put his thoughts in order was heartbreaking. This was an important report that'll only become more relevant as the NFL continues to deny all culpability in CTE cases

Genuinely excited to see what Stephen Merchant comes up with now that he's out on his own. I have a soft spot for that big, lanky goggled eyed freak

Ever since I first heard "Blue Monk", Thelonious has been one of my favorites. His odd phrasing, usage of dissonance, and aggressive tone has completely changed the way I listen to music. Thanks for the reminder! Off to listen to the great live album "Thelonious Monk Quartet with John Coltrane at Carnegie Hall."

"I'm seeing double…four Krustys!"
This line will never not be funny. Perfect misdirection