I was just joshin' ye. But I think you know that.

That's rich coming from someone named "buttfuck" when your name should rightly read "butt fuck."

"Robert Downey Jr. does not want to be directly exposed to Elisabeth Hasselbeck."

I am super bummed that this feature is ending! Nathan has been a minor idol of mine since my stint as the A&E editor at UW-Milwaukee. Best of luck in the future!

Manic Pixie Dream Cat?? That's pretty damn funny.

Yeah, man. Rashida Jones is a-ok. And the movie she wrote was charming. It wasn't great but I can imagine her writing a better one.

Ooooh… do one of these for the Flop House.

If I find myself eating Spaghetti-os, which *are* disgustingly delicious, this is usually an indication that my life is at a low point and it's time to turn things around.

If I find myself eating Spaghetti-os, which *are* disgustingly delicious, this is usually an indication that my life is at a low point and it's time to turn things around.

I like "My World of Flops" an unhealthy amount, I think.

I like "My World of Flops" an unhealthy amount, I think.

Ah, ok.

Ah, ok.

All those scenes are in St. Petersburg, not Moscow! What's that? No one cares?

All those scenes are in St. Petersburg, not Moscow! What's that? No one cares?

“I hate you, but I still wanna hump you a little”
That describes my feelings about so many people/things.

“I hate you, but I still wanna hump you a little”
That describes my feelings about so many people/things.

Like the hemisphere where this band resides?

Like the hemisphere where this band resides?

I agree with Herr D'Angelo's rejection of this scene, but only partly with his reasons. There's nothing unrealistic about the character's behaviour; in fact, if you're a woman who has ever dated a guy like this, it is excruciatingly true to life. I was once wordlessly ditched by a boyfriend during a play when I…