Hey, how we doin, AV Club? This is ya boy Bobby Flay back from a long hiatus and ready to serve some classic Flay wisdom straight off the grill.

Show me one dish that's not enhanced by a bowl of chipotle ranch on the side and I'll show you a dish that ain't gonna make you an international Iron Chef.

That's what happens when you hire Sean O'Neal as your visual designer. Oh!

Hey, Paulie Toes, take a step back, tough-guy, and the eyebrows won't be as much of an issue.

Lemme tell ya something, kid…. You got the goods.

holy mackerel
Take everything I've ever said about Alton Brown, multiply it by a thousand, gay it up a little more, add a dash of chipotle and you've got my recipe for Marcel, or as I like to call it Bobby's D-Bag D-Lite!

Never thought I'd say this….
This thing had way too much Chipotle in it!

Now here's my people! Where were you bozos the past two Sundays when I was talkin to myself over at the America's Next Great Restaurant comments?

got a question for ya, AV Club…
How we doin' today, AV Club? Y'know, I really want to support you guys, but how can I do this when you're doing interviews with a bald douche with a soulpatch and meanwhile you have the man, the legend, Bobby Flay down here begging for a piece of the action, and nothing! Didn't you…

#1) Curtis Stone - I disagree wtih everything you said except "pretty-boy" and "Aussie". This guy needs a beating.

This Irishman ain't impressed, greaseball.

Unless they care to change the name of their place to Mesa Grill or Bobby's Burger Palace, I think 3/4 is generous.

How we doin, friend-o's, Bobby Flay missed out on this thread in a big way. After the viewing party last night, I went out on the town with my boys Guy Fieri and Pauly D, and needless to say, we got a little crunk!

Dear Jason,

Who's #1? Bobby's #1.
How we doin tonight AV Club comments section? Iron Chef Bobby Flay is here to answer any questions any of his thousands of fans here may have. Fire away, d-bags!

did someone say 'Master Chef Bobby Flay'?
How we doin' tonight, AV Club? I wanna give a shout out to my man Todd VDW for covering what's sure to be the television event of the century, and offer a humble request for weekly coverage. My performance in this series needs weekly coverage to get the full picture. It's like…

You forgot to mention the part where he spends $400 on a CBGB's shirt and passes out in the dumpster.

Oh! Big talk from a guy whose hero died of the hiv! Or is this yet another bitter Throwdown loser who can't take a loss like a man?

Elephants never forget…. that's why I call Guy Fieri's wife every time I lose the keys to my yacht!

"Bourdain, though can be pretentious every once in a while, can also be very down to earth."