Yawn O'Squeal
How we doin tonight, AV Club? Master Chef Bobby Flay here after a long AVC hiatus to talk about this star-studded episode of South Park. Great episode, I loved when that little fat bastard threw on an imitation of that limey nobody Ramsey.

Oh! I've got a thing or two to say about that, Violet Crumbles!

hey, Apatow
If you're into making movies starring convicted public masturbators, why don't you give that mongoloid Guy Fieri a call?

throw me a freakin bone over here!!!
How we doin', AV Club? I gotta say, Bobby Flay's normally a cool guy, but I'm startin' to lose it a little bit over here. I could understand if they want to give the Peabody to some quality programming like Entourage, but Glee? You think that old lesbo on that show has the same…

please, put the autograph books away….
How we doin' tonight, AV Club? Got a little bone to pick with you here. You got interviews with Alton Brown, you got blogs about Jamie Oliver, and yet still no love for Master Chef Bobby Flay?

Hey, AV Club, how we doin' tonight? I gotta apologize for that post, Bobby Flay's been hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight. I've been a little lonely since my little buddy Guy Fieri went to his terrible game show on NBC (Now Broadcasting Chumps!). Things have been a little quiet over here on The Food Network ever…

boom! roasted
"I fuckin despise mayonnaise and I hate tuna."
"What does it smell like?"

Hey, Obviously, you'd be even more ashamed if you knew how many of my Little Bobbys you swallowed down with that chipotle burger. Thanks for the $10, tough guy!

Don't worry, once Genevieve takes me up on my offer, there'll be plenty of gag-and-spit action to go around.

I like the way you think, Fred Garvin. I smell a fresh vomit Throwdown! in the near future.

holy christ
I just threw up expensive imported escargot all over myself! Hey, Fieri, I'll pay ya $5 to come lick this up, ya mongoloid bastard!

Bored-ain
Hey, AV Club, how we doin'? Listen, if you're in the mood for some nice durian fruit, hows about stepping out to Mesa Grill, we got a nice broasted dorian with chipotle dressing served up with the sauteed veggies and some jalapeno poppers.

Yeah, and there's a show based on Bourdain's mother called How To Make It In The Ass!

Christ almighty…
I really need to open up a Mesa Grill in Chicago to get you hipsters off this shitty fast food. Just think, an all-chipotle Taste Test, with special guest Bobby F (or a corporate representative thereof…. or Guy Fieri). We can knock back a few brews and catch a nice marathon of the first season of…

Hey, Area Pervert, I'm glad to know someone was watching while I gave that plumper a 30-pump meal.

I'm available!
Hey, Wahlberg, I think all those steroids and hair gel rotted your brain out! How about a story of a lower-middle-class Irish chef who works his way up to being both the most famous and successful chef in the country as well as the most recognizable television personality in the country!

Hey, Aleskel, why don't you ask your hero Alton Brown about the time I paid Paula Deen to rub her melons on his head and he threw up all over his pink blazer.

Love (for me) is in the air!
Hey, Onion AV Club, how we doin' tonight? Just wanted to pop in and remind you if you happen to be in Vegas, the Bahamas, or right here in the Big Apple this Valentine's Day, stop in at the Mesa Grill where we're cookin' a nice marinated chicken with green chile sauce and a nice chipotle…

If only Bourdain were this hesitant to show his old catcher's mitt of a face! Take a hint from Pizzaface Motherfucker, Tony!

yes, THE Bobby Flay
Are you kidding me, AV Club? It's bad enough you're eating this shit that even that bald mook over on the Travel Channel wouldn't touch, but rather than bring in someone who knows a little something about food, you bring in a teenager who still shits mustard and you won't even show his face! Come…