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The Clown Under Your Bed
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There's plenty of hills in the U.P.
Though up there the hillbillies are called Yoopers.

Which just happens to be the movie I'm showing at my library's Movie Night on the 30th!

Well, if biology worked liked Peccatori said, then I guess evolution would be ridiculous.
Of course, if biology worked like that, we'd be in some Bizarro universe with an entirely different set of physical laws.

Aaand, another creationist who doesn't understand simple biology.

Sometimes I wonder how many times he's gone out to scream at the clouds and had to be dragged back in by those poor White House staffers.
"Poor White House staffers?" Fuck that. They know who they're working for.

"You mean they're not the Berenstein Bears?"

As my 80+ year old mother once said: "It's not liberalism, it's just common sense."

Oh man, I've been subbing at a library branch in the poorer part of our county, and I see those folks a lot. 24 year old mom with 5 kids in tow and a bun in the oven.
Please just stop breeding. Please.

If you believe in Creationism, then you don't need faith anymore. To a creationist, intelligent design scientifically proves the existence of God.(never mind that creationism is built on lies).
So, essentially, creationists are using lies in an attempt to destroy the need for faith in God.
Which side are they working

Which is the same as saying: "God is a liar."
I'm okay with that.

If there are 2017 Corvettes around, why do people still drive '63s?

No love for Brian's masterful run as music teacher Mr. Hawthorne on "The New Leave It to Beaver Show" back in 1988?
He was actually pretty good, if I remember correctly.

I was behind a truck that had a "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker on the driver's side of his window, and an almost identical "Giant Meteor 2016" on the other.

I'm listening to Pink Floyd's "Dogs."

I was just about to say the same thing.

Short answer: "Daddy, I'll let you see me in my jam-jams if you say something bad about Nazis."

I told a friend that, in these troubled times, we need a President with compassion, a deep abiding faith in the goodness of humanity, and a clear sense of right and wrong.
We need a Jimmy Carter.
Instead, we got a Billy.
Who was also a foreign agent. But at least Billy registered as one.

Yeah, it's more like we needed the President of the United States to tell us that he thought Nazis are wrong two days ago.
With any other President in recent history (not you, Woodrow Wilson) we would've just taken it for granted.