If it's any consolation, I just finished talking with a German gentleman who told me that chemtrail believers are big over there. Apparently there are a lot in the Green Party. He's a commercial pilot, and he's given up on trying to convince them.
Nice to know that we don't have a monopoly on idiocy.

I'm sorry, but as either a troll or a Flat Earth explainer, you're doing a terrible job.
sky-cake asked some simple questions: What is the purpose of a Round Earth conspiracy? Who could possibly benefit from this?
Perhaps you could give your computer time to someone else at the asylum.

I think it's kind of fun to draw them out.
I mean, this is as close as I want to get to these blathering nincompoops. I'd hate to have to put up with one in public.
And, as someone else pointed out, this is a pretty harmless insane worldview compared to most of the others. At least they don't want children to die or…

Barbara Mandrell was Country when Country wasn't cool.

They are fun to mock.
All I ask is that they bathe regularly or stand downwind.

Shouldn't it be called "The Kinj-apocalypse?"

Pay no attention to the Seymour behind the curtain!

Bizarro Einstein Explains All!

I don't know what that means, but it made me laugh anyway. Thank you.

Yes please. Look at all the damage the last ones have done. Trump is just another feculent lump from the bottom of the gene pool away from destroying what little reputation he's got left.
But if they do pick someone, he (or she) will have to make it past Kelly, and that ain't gonna be easy.

I found the wall-to-wall narration annoying, especially when it would describe something that was already being shown with the art. Comics are a visual medium. Let the art do the talking when you can.
That image of Big Barda in her costume in the waiting room was far more powerful than anything I saw in the Vision.
Maybe…

From the NYTimes:
"Among those already in Mr. Bannon’s sights: Speaker Paul D. Ryan;
Senator Mitch McConnell, the majority leader; the president’s daughter
Ivanka Trump and son-in-law, Jared Kushner; and Gary D. Cohn, the former
president of Goldman Sachs who now directs the White House’s National
Economic Council."
He's…

I thought "Steve Bannon Returns to Breitbart" was a euphemism for "Herpes Outbreak on Cancerous Rectal Tumor."

I shall assume that by clown, you mean either:
a) One who works upon the soil; a rustic; a churl.
or
b) A man of coarse nature and manners; an awkward fellow; an ill-bred person; a boor.
and not:
c) The fool or buffoon in a play, circus, etc.
Remember who is under your bed tonight.

Scorpions surrounded by fire.

See also: God.

That is the best thing I've read so far. You're doing God's work.

Hey hey hey, don't lump us all together.
Some of us just like to lurk under your bed, relishing in the tears you cry, giggling softly as we listen to you masturbate, and doing bad things to the clothes you leave down here.
They're the bad ones.

I really disliked the Vision graphic novels, but I'll give MM another couple of issues.
Mostly for Big Barda. She's far and away the best part of the first issue.

I'd be o.k. with k.d. lang statues.