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The Clown Under Your Bed
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I would be first in line if Mike Judge or Edgar Wright made it.

"…a sequence that will no doubt look really cool once we’re finally at a
place where we can watch all of this from a safe, artistic remove, and
preferably, not amid a landscape choked with charred, radioactive
skulls."
Once I finished laughing, I said: "O'Neal." Scrolled back up and yes indeed, the master is at work.

Mommy picks out the curtains. Mommy picks out everything.
If Mikey says he doesn't like what Mommy picks out for him, Mikey gets the paddling.
If it's the third Friday of the month, he gets the good paddling.

He must have a good idea of how bad it is.
This is a big risk he's taking. If Donnie Dark Depends finds out, he'll go ballistic. The Terror of Tiny Hands is a stickler for loyalty. Pence could replace Sessions as The Feculent Butt Pustule's favorite Whipping Boy, and that would only lead to more anarchy.
So, Mikey, keep

I'm more of the Pound Foolish kind of clown.

I live to amuse.

Not where I live. Just over that hill is the Bangor Submarine Base, where all the boomers live when they're not at sea.
The time between the flash and the fireball will be mercifully short.

Pence knows enough to know that Trump's gonna get impeached, and he wants to run as the sitting President in 2020.

Oh Sean, Sean, you can do better than that. JMP did answer your question, and you sidestepped him. Not very well, I must admit.
But it's probably your first time here. Try again.

"He has put smart military leaders around him and has shown the ability to listen to them…"
Hey everybody! It's Sean Hannity! Hi Sean! Welcome to the AV Club!

And Robert Mueller's phone is ringing off the hook with calls from Senators and Congresspeople begging him to hurry up already.

I don't think Russia will take too kindly to a radioactive dust cloud blowing over Vladivostok.

It was popular enough to be made into a motion picture in 1994.
Which, I believe, bombed.

"Letting Go of God" is great.

Sorry. I didn't mean it that way.

One of the coolest moments in "Riverdale" is when Jughead says his sister Jellybean listens to Pink Floyd.
"On vinyl."

Upvoted for a WKRP quote. Never forget.

Was it comfortably numbered?

I'm rather partial to "I Got a Girl," "Boyfriend," and "Sweet Like Cola" myself.

It's spelled "bail" out.