A conservative approach to health care is no health care for anyone who isn't a veteran or rich.

Where, oh where, is ZodiacMotherFucker when we need HIM?

Especially since Leather Tuscadero was played by Suzi Fuckin' Quatro.

Trump's trying to create the Bizarro Obama presidency.

Probably not. Pickle seems to like birthday cakes.

I yield to your Superior experience.
Don't tell anyone, but I like gravy better.

I'm guessing that this is one of the letters that staffers write and read to that feculent butt chancre when he gets cranky. He loved it so much he ordered her to read it to the press.
Ah well, if nothing else it led me back to the great AVClub article on Kool-Aid pickles:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

When I lived in the U.P., nobody would be caught dead putting gravy on their pasty if there was any ketchup nearby.
Though a pasty and gravy potato chip does sound good.

Not as bad as the poor sods who have to change his Depends.

According to the NYTimes:
"In a letter to the military service chiefs, Gen. Joseph Dunford, the
chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said that the policy on who is
allowed to serve will not change until the White House sends the Defense
Department a rules change and the secretary of defense issues new
guidelines.
“In…

Whoa whoa whoa there, pardner. Don't give up your hopes that badly!

"Can someone explain to me why a military needs transgendered people?"
a) To kill people.
b) To get as few of our people killed as possible while killing other people.
c) To serve alongside bigots who have never had contact with transgendered people so they can see firsthand that transgendered people are just people.
Same…

Yes they did do studies. And they found that the female soldiers were fine with it.
Turns out that female soldiers, like their male counterparts, are what we like to call "adults."
Plus they have officers and non-coms who would make damn sure they were fine with it.
And I'm sure your grandparents made a similar argument…

The Pentagon spends over 52 billion dollars on healthcare for over 10 million people. $8.4 million is chump change.
Part of it is because the military covers the medical bills of older retired servicemen. Most of them aren't going to have any more children.
Some of it goes to soldiers suffering from PTSD. With the Rand…

Yeah. He's playing to a shrinking base.
A smart, sane person who wasn't a feculent rectal canker would try to woo the middle of the roaders. He wouldn't waste time trying to get the people who already love the taste of his diarrhea to eat more.

From the BBC:
"The timing of this transgender ban is almost as interesting as the move itself.
Why now? With the Trump administration being buffeted by the Jeff Sessions
political death watch, the ongoing multi-prong investigation into the
Trump campaign, the healthcare drama in the Senate and the impending
Russian…

We smelt it, but he dealt it.

And thanks for making it easier for mentally ill people to buy guns!

Maybe he means Trump should stick to the facts. That'd be a first.

At this point, who cares? I love the AVClub's Trump articles. Especially the comments section.
Beats wading through another "For Our Consideration."