That was a great opener, Ms Rife. Thank you for that.

From the BBC: "The independent Rand Corporation estimated in 2016 that 2,450 of the 1.2
million active-duty service members are transgender, though some
campaigners put the figure higher."
Tremendous medical costs, indeed.

"Toilet Spiders."

I bet he was just shaking his head when he heard about this.
Also, some people are-surprise!-really pissed off at what this feculent butt pustule said.
http://www.bbc.com/news/wor…

It's plenty humid down here. Especially when you cry at night.

Clown mummies = good.
Clown ventriloquist dummies that say words you never said and have knives nearby = bad.

When you say "big ass signs" do you mean signs that are really large, or signs with big asses on them?
Asking for a friend.

He doesn't go into a murderous rage. You move a couple of clowns and two nights later there's another clown doll on the shelf. A screaming clown that looks like you.
He's trying to protect you! Listen to the man!

Moi aussi.

Have you ever seen the short film "White Face?" It uses clowns (and to a lesser extent, mimes) as a way to illustrate prejudice and bigotry.
It's very good.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

You forgot:
Liberty
Trucks
Reason
Anal Beads

My first thought upon reading that headline was:
"Peter Jackson's directing?"

22 episodes means we get more time with the supporting characters, and I'm all for that.
I loved Season One more than I thought I would, so I'm really looking forward to more rich, creamy Riverdale goodness.

Whichever Riders in the Sky song where Too Slim plays his face solo.
"I thought you said a bass solo!"

"That's not the kind of error one usually finds on the A.V. Club."
You don't spend much time in For Our Consideration, I'm assuming.

Or Merriam Webster.

Might I suggest feculent.
"Foul with impurities or excrement; covered with filth; fecal; abounding in sediment or noxious matter; turbid."
I know I've suggested this before. I'm really trying to bring this word back.

I read my first Breitbart article the other day. It was surprisingly not terrible.
But man, the comments! They hate Jared "he's a globalist" Kushner and Ivanka, snopes.com can't be trusted because it's leftist, and the comments quickly derailed into attacks on Hillary. Lots and lots of attacks.

Yeah. Fortunately Nestle still has one chocolate elevator. It's really quik.