Not the least bit interested in anything Eminem is doing or saying. Dude's such a douchebag.

This episode was mildly amusing, at best. Maybe I'm just not someone who's going to enjoy this season, as it has continually left me indifferent. I just don't see how this could possibly deserve an A. That's like saying it's one of the best episodes of sitcom television one has ever seen. I guess it's not surprising,…

This season is losing me. I might be all TVD'd out. I just can't muster any enthusiasm for any of the plot lines, while nearly everything involving Elena annoys me even more than usual. Do not give a shit about Bonnie and Silas, either. Think I'll stop watching, actually.

I like it. Mikey likes it, too.

I know this is an unpopular opinion. But Rafi should die. Perhaps while huffing gas in an ostrich brothel.

Sure, if you like that attractive, self-assured, professionally successful yet understanding of a man-child's foibles type of girl.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh, You don't have to go, oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go, oh oh oh oh

That's it. All these B-level grades mean I'm gonna have to start watching this again. It'll be nice to see Nolan again, at the very least.

Stupid Juliette. Just when I'm starting to not hate you, you go and make me hate you some more.

Pete can go skinny dipping in a pond full of testicle-eating fish, as far as I'm concerned.

27 unmarked helicopters named Jennifer.

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Yeah, I'll never watch this.

Beckett was only no-nonsense by NYPD standards. This is federal work, buddy. She's gotta kick her no-nonsense-ness up a notch.

Valkyrie! Dreamworld! Top-secret case! Poison! Lisa Cuddy! Papaya Steaks!

No musical numbers on tonight's Castle, but they did add Lisa "Cuddy" Edelstein as no-nonsense partner for Beckett. Naturally, Castle blunders into trouble, causing Beckett some grief at work. Silly Castle, sleuthing is for Feds.

Mindy project is not even "okay." It's unfunny and irritating. New Girl, however, is awesome.

Valium?

Sharks is like things and stuff.

It's like I'm adrift on a wave. A chill wave. I mean, the wave is like totally content to be a wave, just a part of the ocean, no big deal.