What the frack. http://www.afterellen.com/l…

But, um… love-making HEALED his wounds. Oh my stars, TV has never been more life-affirming than that!

Yeah I didn't think either one of them was dead. More like they were just completely spent from their mega rampage and collapsed once the sun rose.

My personal critique will have to suffice, as I spent nearly one entire minute on Metacritic before realizing you had likely already been there.

Forgive me for blanking on such an obviously integral detail of her character… Clearly, huge, responsive brown nipples are gonna be priority number one in upcoming casting sessions.

Ah, OK. That definitely makes sense. Guess she does kinda fit Nym's description better than Arianne's, as well.

She'll probably bone the even-stupider-than-usual Jason at some point.

Arianne Martell, perchance?

Cat of the Canals = worth it.

Oh, OK, thanks. I guess I should edit that post, then. My bad. It's been a while since I read the books but that has always stayed with me, and with all of uproar online I had yet to hear of said incident taking place. Was just wondering if they cut it because it was too gruesome or something.

Edit: Spoilery question.

Pre-pubescent: Danica McKellar as Winnie Cooper (Wonder Years). Pubescent: Claire Danes as Angela Chase (My So-Called Life). Guess I like those neurotic girl-next-door types …

The devil probably put the rooster snuffing in the encore. Stupid devil.

Is there rooster snuffing or not? I only came for the rooster snuffing.

I think not. There will be no diminishing the glorious achievement of not having puppets!

I gave this an A because no puppets.

Well, those were two highly enjoyable and well-done episodes. The end of the finale was especially great. Kinda makes up for the fact they phoned it in for most of the season's second half. Even better if the breakup means we see a whole lot less of Dallas next season — however, given Dalia's oddly fervent attachment…

I suppose. Also, I might be a tad irked that TMP got renewed while the far-superior-in-every-aspect Ben and Kate got kicked to the curb.

Is The Mindy Project actually funny/popular enough to be considered a "cool kid"? If so, it must have pulled a "The Neighbors" and gotten vastly better than in its initial episodes — 'cause, in my opinion, those were some of the most unfunny and annoying episodes of sitcom TV in recent memory. I have never bothered…

Oh, I see. My bad. That would indeed be irksome. Haven't read the Orphan Black reviews, so I was unaware.