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Archer got derailed when ISIS eclipsed ISIS, if you can dig it. That necessitated* a big reworking, and they never stopped fiddling with what was once a perfectl-balanced concept.

* allegedly; i think it would have been funnier if they kept working for ISIS (“GOD DAMN IT, NO, THE OTHER ONE”)

Even the last couple of seasons are still must-watches for me, as relatively weak as they’ve been. It’s not a huge time commitment, for one thing, and even substandard Archer is still Archer.

Recently binged all of Archer on Hulu.

My old dog was a fanatic about tomatoes. If he heard the rustle of a plastic produce bag, he’d run into the room to check on the contents. If it was tomatoes, he would sit on my feet and drool down my leg until I gave him some. The tomato would have to be gone before he’d stop begging - putting it away wouldn’t cut it.

My cat really like melon for some reason. And he thinks he likes strawberries, but he does not.

It is true, however, that an upcoming episode of the show will show a dog fatally kneeling on a cat’s neck while other animals film it.

Is Charlie undercover and working against the Fates in this?

That is one jacked high schooler in that last photo, someone check the PE teacher’s office for steroids.

Census takers go with chianti, but scenery goes with a dry Riesling.

Revisiting it now, one of the best things T2 has going for it is its color palette. Without digital retouching to homogenize its look, that slightly flat early 90's lighting makes it look like all of this mayhem is happening very much in the real world. Combined with smart use of actual color to subtly tell a story

Yeah but the guy sure could chew some scenery.


I’ll see myself out. 

It had a grander scale, a more ambitious premise, and a small army of stunt professionals and special-effects technicians.

My opinion is that T2 may be the best paced(and maybe just best) action movie ever made.  It hits the ground running and just moves the whole time. Very little time is wasted and it just moves to awesome set piece after awesome set piece.   

with elegant Harvard pal Chloe (Maisie Richardson-Sellers),

Fuck yeah Terminator 2. I absolutely love this movie. It’s just awesome. I was a kid when this came out and when I was 10 a mate and I watched it dozens of times in a six month period. It was just the best.

Psycho Granny hires Psycho Party Planner to plan a risque 21st birthday party for her victim, and they hire Psycho Stripper. Her psycho dad crashes the party, and the poor woman has to turn to her psycho Bff for help.

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Someone recently did a ‘psycho-meets-psycho’ series and it was a hoot. ‘Psychopath Diaries’ involved an office schlub who loses his memory and somehow convinces himself he must be a psycho killer in disguise. Then a real psycho killer meets him and get a man-crush on him because he thinks they’re kindred spirits.

So THAT’s what Trump was referring to when he mentioned Person Woman Man Camera TV!

Or the psycho wedding planner hires psycho stripper. While the psycho ex husband, best friend ,granny mother in law and brother wreak havoc on the big day. Bonus there’s also a psycho Reverend and catterer. Basically the only normal people would be the bride and groom. 

Universal kept its monster franchises going by throwing its characters together for big showdowns, and I think Lifetime should take a cue from Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man and make movies like Psycho Granny Meets the Psycho Party Planner.