mmmmmm, pancakes. What was this article about again?

I got a "page not found" when I clicked this link before. Fitting, really.

I got a "page not found" when I clicked this link before. Fitting, really.

Fuck you, Air Bud will never die.

Fuck you, Air Bud will never die.

I hope you have to listen to Justin Bieber today.

I hope you have to listen to Justin Bieber today.

Sean knocked this one out of the park. Damn, O'neal, you need a weekend outlet for your snark. This is too good.

Sean knocked this one out of the park. Damn, O'neal, you need a weekend outlet for your snark. This is too good.

No, it's a "Fuck it, I'm having gin for lunch" band.

No, it's a "Fuck it, I'm having gin for lunch" band.

Sooundgarden has some great songs. This is not one of them.

Sooundgarden has some great songs. This is not one of them.

Hepatitis Q, my favorite!

Hepatitis Q, my favorite!

Oh I agree with you wholeheartedly, he's not talking about masturbation at all. But masturbation usually involves lust, so that's why Christians get off on it, so to speak. Masturbation isn't a sin in itself, but who jerks it without lusting after a nice piece of ass?

Oh I agree with you wholeheartedly, he's not talking about masturbation at all. But masturbation usually involves lust, so that's why Christians get off on it, so to speak. Masturbation isn't a sin in itself, but who jerks it without lusting after a nice piece of ass?

You're a bit biased there, space POPE.

You're a bit biased there, space POPE.

I mean, I'd be down, but it sounds like O'neal's in the mood for something like sandwiches.