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Morris the Cat
avclub-15b8ad35f15f1e8db1b46d8d8c14e990--disqus

I mean, I'd be down, but it sounds like O'neal's in the mood for something like sandwiches.

I heard the manager at that panini place is a real ass. Can't we just go to Quizno's or some shit, like usual?

I heard the manager at that panini place is a real ass. Can't we just go to Quizno's or some shit, like usual?

I think,if we're talking from a Biblical perspective, Jesus' "Whoever looks at a woman with lust in his eye commits adultery" makes most Christians say no go; but you're right, masturbation's never mentioned in the Bible, and this Christians loves to jerk off whenever he sees Anne Hathaway.

I think,if we're talking from a Biblical perspective, Jesus' "Whoever looks at a woman with lust in his eye commits adultery" makes most Christians say no go; but you're right, masturbation's never mentioned in the Bible, and this Christians loves to jerk off whenever he sees Anne Hathaway.

Yay, meaningless Community update!

Yay, meaningless Community update!

a-fiXXXin'- now with more XXX!

a-fiXXXin'- now with more XXX!

Perfect, been needing some sleep.

Perfect, been needing some sleep.

He's just a humble mother fucker with a big-ass dick.

He's just a humble mother fucker with a big-ass dick.

No, he just wants to be mayor of on of America's shittiest cities!

No, he just wants to be mayor of on of America's shittiest cities!

Fuck.

Fuck.

I need to start pre-writing this shit.  Watched There Will be Blood in prep for hopefully seeing The Master soon (live in Mississippi, so it's not exactly easy to find)  Just a damn good movie, all there is to it.

I need to start pre-writing this shit.  Watched There Will be Blood in prep for hopefully seeing The Master soon (live in Mississippi, so it's not exactly easy to find)  Just a damn good movie, all there is to it.

If you abort, who will MJ have to love?