My choice is a glass of Maker's Mark and the sound of my own crushing self-hatred.

It's always been in effect. It's great on cold winter nights.

Dad?

Sheeeeeeit. Fuck today.

Sheeeeeeit. Fuck today.

Oh man, what I wouldn't do for a LIL B Christmas mixtape.

Oh man, what I wouldn't do for a LIL B Christmas mixtape.

Good Kid should definitely be much higher.

Good Kid should definitely be much higher.

Who is that? Is that m mom?!?! Dammit, I told her she couldn't come hit on my new soccer coach. I'm gonna have to switch schools AGAIN.

Who is that? Is that m mom?!?! Dammit, I told her she couldn't come hit on my new soccer coach. I'm gonna have to switch schools AGAIN.

To be fair, who doesn't like Stephen Amell shirtless?

To be fair, who doesn't like Stephen Amell shirtless?

My farts are BWAAAAAAMPs

My farts are BWAAAAAAMPs

*maced in the face* BWAAAAAAMP

*maced in the face* BWAAAAAAMP

Pretty sure I got those exact infrared glasses in a "spy kit" when I was a third grader.

Pretty sure I got those exact infrared glasses in a "spy kit" when I was a third grader.

That's a great explanation and I agree with you. I'm just a pretentious pacifist who finds this undying obsession with war (seriously, 135 hours? Even if it were multiple people rotating, that's still ridiculous) to be depressing.