That made me laugh. Oh, how I wish.

I'm so glad most of the 832 comments are about who follows self-absorbed A.V. Club readers on Twitter, and not this article.

After reading this, I'm thankful not to know the song. Of course, I never recognize his other hit either.

Someone obscure chooses an obscure song he admits right away he actually likes, then plugs his portfolio the rest of the interview. Next time can we at least get a cook who shares recipes?

Did anybody else expect all 19 to be by Everclear?

If you hate a song enough, I don't think you're obligated to research it and see that the songwriter did a poor job of getting his point across.

You can't judge heroin until you've done it often enough.

I couldn't figure out why Rage Against the Machine was so popular in Europe in 1996. Then I came back to America, and Rage Against the Machine was actually popular here all of a sudden. (KoRn and Marilyn Manson too.)

"Blatant Dis" by Poster Children is pretty terrific.

I have no idea what "Air" had to do with Godzilla, but it's still a good song.

Garbage has mindless rants about being horny? They're sexual, but hardly one-dimensional.

For me, it was always Cher. Finally, I changed dentists.

This deserves to be reposted as the next Hatesong, whether you're famous enough or not.

This brought a smile to my face.

Can't we all make an exception for Alanis Morissette?

If "Birthday" replaces "Paperback Writer," it's a damn fine list.

OK, I love you. Whoever you are.

No "Birthday"!?

Which was the disappointing half?

An "Out There" sing-along sounds incredible.