My heart goes out to you.

On the bright side, you sound like a good friend to have. As does your girlfriend, who turned off the radio for you.

230 comments, and no one has pointed out "Puff, the Magic Dragon" is from 1963.

Again with pronouncing "Hey Jude" top-tier. Points for consistency.

"Hey Jude" is a top-tier Beatles song?

On the bright side, everybody agrees To the Faithful Departed is a classic.

I, too, love U2 for their focus on the alienation of post-modernity and absurdity of consumerism. But musically, they've sorta sucked since 1983.

"Rattlesnake" is the only reason I ever got a Live album. Everybody looks at me funny, Live fans especially.

I am sad one song there actually is worse than "Discotheque."

I remember being baffled no one else hated it.

I don't really understand not hating this song.

Hey, not everybody with a monobrow gets to be one of us!

Such people should not be bosses.

They were The Pink Floyd, at least at first.
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Was it too much trouble for him to put on The Osmonds?

Since at least 1983.

Hey, the world needed a God-awful cover of "If You Don't Know Me by Now."

I wondered how I'd never heard of this song, but it missed the Top 40 entirely.

I initially remember people by what color shirt they have on. Then they go and change clothes.

I'm surprised he didn't point out it sounds like a guy who wants to screw the dress instead of the woman wearing it.