Yeah, like Rowan said, I don't think I even knew the tv club existed when you were writing up the x-files. Bring 'em back, I'd read 'em! And while you're at it, bring back permanent records!

Her episode was secretly the best episode of last season

"Surrender Dorothy"
I wonder if Drew's ever seen After Hours

it's going to be funny how irrelevant bieber is when that movie comes out
it is

Did you know white families all use the same bar of soap in the shower? No washcloths, always having to scrape other people's pubic hair off the soap - it's disgusting

Biutiful
Inarritu's A Serious Man?

I don't just have one sequined space jumpsuit, I have several ch-ch-changes

Ya, but that's just nostalgia talking. Loveline, Andy Dick and Jackass were just as dumb and obnoxious as whatever's on now, except those shows were filtered through the pathetic death rattle of generation x's stranglehold on pop culture. Like, I watched an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch the other day and it blew…

And, holy shit, did I really just get a lesson in not sounding stupid from somebody named "Mungo69" and before anyone says it, yes, I realize my name is "Kyle"

Cake has the distinction of being the worst band I've ever seen live that I paid over $25 to see and I really hope they stay the worst. That song is one of their best, though

To be honest, I'm forever fighting the urge to work the line where I compare a shot from an episode of Daria to the oeuvre of masters of contemporary Hong Kong cinema into day-to-day conversation, but I always wind up settling for ejaculating that stuff on the avclub at 1 AM

If you have an LA getting destroyed fetish, just wait until the Dodgers make their inevitable run to a third consecutive NLCS against the Phillies this September

"I'll take a coherant hack over an artistic mess any day"

After watching The Gods Must Be Crazy
I've decided all of African cinema is incredibly lame

all the seasons have been online for years

Somehow, I feel like Michael Bay is nowhere near the hack this guy is, and that's saying something. At least if you can get past the glossy sheen, there's some goofy artistic merit to what Bay does. Emmerich's stuff is twice as dumb, half as likable and three times as ugly

As long as Brit Hume continues to see no oil, we should be okay

Jesus fuck that show's been on forever

This movie is the worst
I understand it's a given that these large scale disaster flicks are all gonna ask you to get enjoyment out of watching billions of faceless people die, but 2012 just felt twice as tasteless to me in this regard - I don't really know why

Almost on par with Rasheed Wallace picking his jersey number based off how many number one singles Michael Jackson had