I think I tried masturbating to that at some point in middle school, but it didn't do the trick

In the only episode of this show where they frankly discussed sex, Daria turned out to be the world's biggest cocktease

If I wanted to bore the shit out of myself
I'd watch these five movies in a row

my favorite criterion cover…

"gave an entire generation of angst-ridden teenage girls a role model or two…"
Also, embarrassingly, it gave this (pre-)teen boy a major role model. When you grow up in a place where nobody within 20 miles has ever heard of, say, Pavement, you pretty much latch onto anything

Jeffrey Wright
should play Marvin Gaye

Popeye is criminally underrated. That movie fills me with joy like no other

Nah, this doesn't touch season 2 of the office. And andy was way funny in the first season

I think people in general get more attractive every year. Like, compare the most gorgeous starlets of the '70s with your average 20 yr old arizona state coed in 2010 and it's no contest. Porn is a good indicator, too. I'm so glad I got to masturbate to the women I got to masturbate to growing up, because if I was born…

you're absolutely right, except newsradio never got all that great

Agreed on Party Down ending being maybe a blessing in disguise. There's only so much you can do with those characters. It'd be painful if they try to go on with only like Ken Marino and Martin Starr and whoever else they'd add

Ya, this is my favorite show on tv right now, but there have definitely been at least two or three "B-" to "C+" episodes. I remember that one with Fred Armisen was especially blah

For a second here I thought that was astronaut mike dexter and that everything was gonna work out for old liz lemon

The aloha moment
The show's been hit or miss for a while now, but that was one of their all-time perfect and hilarious gags. Surprised nobody's mentioned it

Nice dolphin, nigga

Darth Vader

Funniest Death
The returning high school football legend douchebag who gets crushed by his own goal post in that episode of Daria

The guy in the song "Love Vigilantes"
and Anthony Edwards/Mare Winningham at the end of Miracle Mile

Hey, tv executives, I have an idea for a show!
It's about a group of fun loving twenty-somethings living in LA or New Yo-

*Common is given super-basketball prototype to practice with*