I'm not gay and I'm not a woman and I don't watch True Blood, but I would read this comic if I were guaranteed more Lizzy Caplan-related nudity

Jolly Good! And you enjoy robbing, then?
And you're a robber, too? How long have you been a robber?

I wonder if there's a correlation between "racism" and "heart"

The CBS of tv shows
Everybody watches it, but no one I know or have ever known watches it

If the Coen Brothers spent the last third of their careers remaking their greatest hits with giant robots from outer space in the leads, I would be happy

High Land, Hard Rain
Right up there with Marquee Moon and 16 Lovers Lane for me as albums that should always be in the conversation for "Greatest Record Ever" and yet always seems to be forgotten

Dwight Howard IS Shaq

I wanna hate Shia Labeouf so bad but, somehow, even though he's been in exclusively lame movies, I always find him a lot more tolerable than he has any right to be. Pretty sure he was easily the best part of Indy 4, too, for what that's worth

To be fair
I think the first one did have a kind of charm to it, in that there was still some novelty to be had in giant robots fighting each other. Both movies are offensively stupid, but at least I wasn't totally bored out of my mind grapes through Transformers 1

It's pretty silly, the 1-100 system, and D'Angelo's ratings are especially absurd

Yeah, I'm excited, even though this seems like a bit of an off year for the festival outside of Joe's new movie. Doug Liman? And I mean even the jury is pretty lame for this one, although the Tim Burton montage they showed at the opening ceremony made his career look kind of awesome

Dogtooth
Oof, good call, Mike D'Angelo. Dogtooth was dynamite and, if nothing else, it singlehandedly justifies the existence of both Sylvester Stallone and Flashdance

Summer
Love these guys, but this album coming out in early may feels pretty off the mark. They're a wintery, sad bastardy band to listen to while you're driving in the cold or huddled-up studying. Who's got The National on in the summertime?

Payne's gotten slightly worse with each movie and as far as abortion humor goes, nothing beats Vera Drake

I agree with you in principle and because I love those Baumbach movies as well as both Office incarnations, but I would also say that that brand of cringiness is still very exaggerated and I understand why some people are put off by it. This is true of the Office more than Baumbach - I can think of a lot of examples…

Love the love for Bill & Ted, but it's not like Excellent Adventure was really grounded in any sort of reality in the first place, so I dunno

Return to Oz
first thing i thought of when i saw the title of this inventory

Alien:Resurrection is loads of fun and by far the second most visually interesting out of the series, after Alien

I didn't think Roberts was all that funny in the episode, but the scene with him where Roman is trying to convince that girl to do a body shot was the comedic highpoint of the night

Ya, he's like an understated Paul Rudd