That's a silly argument, scoop94

Does my ass look fat in this timeslot?

Conan's gonna look really, really weird when he's old and his hair starts falling out

The 2009 Late Night Grades
These are only based off 2009 performance

cameleopard is right on. NBC is the bad guy here, not Jay Leno

Mmyeah, but sometimes when Conan gets serious it feels slightly phony to me. I think I love Conan the character more than what I've seen of Conan the human being

Obviously, I'm "rooting" for him

Andy Richter
Conan's a personal hero and this whole situation is very unfortunate. Getting high and watching Late Night was pretty much my existence from like the 7th to 11th grades I am rotting for him in any and all future endeavors. Is it too much to ask, though, that those future endeavors do not involve Andy?…

Yeah, they mostly just play the bongos and shit

I would say that this is a good thing
But truth be told I was definitely looking forward to seeing Malkovich as The Vulture

And yet
Tapeheads remains painfully unavailable on netflix

Nothing will ever top the day I heard Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then had to wait hours and hours to see what kind of snarky things Jon Stewart would say about it

Maybe the game went to four overtimes you smug bastard

"The past 7 nights in a row my wife has asked me to have sex with her, and I just havent been in the mood. Scratch that. I'm incredibly horny most of the time, but I dont feel attracted to her anymore. The sight of her naked literally does nothing for me, and I'm frightened by that. Instead I imagine Neytiri. Her…

The real winners are the folks over at the Avatar messageboards
Taste the sad, Michael

The real winners are the folks over at the Avatar messageboards
Taste the sad, Michael

The Huffington Post and Media Matters.org
each just committed ritual suicide

Personal Hero Conan O'Brien Gets Cock Slapped By NBC Again
maybe

Here is Pedif-Isle

Adam Carolla
Awkward and unfunny on television