Don McKellar, bitches
Yes, I am Darren Nichols

All the usual suspects but the biggest AV Club omission, at least, was Sopongebob. Spongebob is easily a top ten show of the aughts

Nice dolphin, nigga

Nope, it's as irritating as I thought it was
I hate myself for not liking this show, because I feel like I'm supposed to, but I can stomach no more of this hot zoo garbage

Frightened Rabbit
Right on, Kyle Ryan. Easily my favorite album of this past decade

Aw, no Florence and the Machine?
That lady could be the next Kate Bush if she wanted to

Of course, Bill Murray also apparently beat up his wife, but nobody likes to talk about that because he's Bill Murray

Okay, I've been wasting way too much time on my fantasy basketball league lately. I stared at that original post for like four seconds trying to figure out how someone could see Patton Oswalt in small forward

Nuthin' wrong with givin' your special lady a Christmas Pearl Necklace!

Great moments in Nicolas Cage: Part 1

The road is fuckin' hard!
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question about that
It is rough, rough stuff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
Ya g-go go go!

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Look to your far left. Now immediately turn to your far right. Did you register any dancing souls in between? If you did, you can never become a professional film critic

Until you saw Willem Dafoe

Honestly if Nicolas Cage had just done twenty riffs on his Vampire's Kiss or Bad Lieutenant characters instead of all the Con Airs and Face/Offs and whatnot he would have been remembered as the greatest artist of the 20th/21st centuries

The sole of the common shoe is the most indigestible piece of clothing known to man? What about the chainmail bikini Kate bush wore in the video for Babooshka, smart guy?

My grandma kept telling me to read the kite runner and i kept saying "okay, i will," only I never did and now she's dead

Coraline's pretty good too, though

I meant to say… The Graveyard Book, muthas!

You did throw Harry Potter a bone
But I think it's still kinda sorta a major oversight you didn't come up with a few more examples of primo children's literature here. Coraline, muthas