The Beatles Anthology
no digitally remastered beatles box set should ever exist this late in the game that doesn't include the three anthology albums. I don't know if it's just that they sound fresher because I haven't heard them as much or what, but I much prefer the anthology versions of at least two dozen of their…

Hey now, Larry fucked his assistant Beverly one time and they never mentioned it again

Headfirst, George's Other Brother.

Party Down
They got it out of the way quickly and the show was better off for it

Also - Zombieland - which could be like halfway okay but I'm pretty burnt out on zombies so I dunno

We didn't get the Shutter Island trailer. We got shit like Law Abiding Citizen, Sorority Row, Saw IV (6 Saws!!!), Couples Retreat, the new Tyler Perry movie and The Wolfman

Lincoln and Douglas, eat your hearts out

"Retroactively Tainting Your Beloved Cranks" is the name of my Christmas album, by the by

So, Josh Modell
Does this retroactively taint your beloved Cranks at all? Knowing now that Neveldine/Taylor may enjoy making really loud noises or simply blowing things to fuck more than toying with genre conventions?

Speaking of bad Gerard Butler movies
How horrible does Law Abiding Citizen look? And, actually, how horrible did every trailer thrown in front of Inglourious Basterds look? I know it's easy to say things like "they don't make 'em like they used to" but still, good lord

David Koechner is in this, too
For all the funny stuff he's been in over the past decade, he sure is one unfunny dude

Hmmmm, yeah, I would take those first two apatow movies over those first two judge movies in a walk. And as good as beavis and butt head and king of the hill are, apatow wrote for larry flippin sanders and he was the driving force behind undeclared, freaks & geeks and the wonderful north hollywood which would have…

Sandra Bullock
has done probably like 40 movies over the course of her illustrious career. Have any of them been good, though? Like, there are plenty of actors I don't care for, sure, but they've all been in at least a couple of worthwhile things. Sandra Bullock, on the other hand, has somehow achieved the unique…

Spike Lee would call you all racists
If he saw that, on the AV Club main page, Mike Judge retained the prominent featured interview slot over him

Patriot, brewer, movie reviewer

Actually, Affleck in absolute top form is that Olbermann sketch from last year on SNL. But yeah, between I guess this and Hollywoodland, he might be an okay actor, too

Great suicide song!
And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die

Garry Marshall has directed more bad movies than maybe anyone, but that's almost wholly canceled out by how well he played the straight man to Albert Brooks in that one scene from Lost In America

She really blew to shit any goodwill she might have had coming off of Sideways

Marcus Camby on the Knicks, muthas