The end of the first part of Che
is one of my favorite movie endings, ever. When like Del Toro stops the kid in the stolen car and makes him go back to that town? And then he says like "incredible" or something in Spanish and "Fusil contra fusil" starts playing? That's gold, Jerry

Undressed on MTV
Man, I sure jerked off to that show an awful lot when I was ten or eleven

Stache-Off: 1982 Brewers vs. 1986 Mets
http://www.thewrightstache….

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I'm Keith Hernandez

And it's not like that video is like the worst thing Beck or Limbaugh or Hannity have ever done. But I feel like the fifteen minutes I spend on media matters every day are really starting to catch up to me and, I dunno, I'm pretty close to shooting myself in the face. Which is a total buzzkill

Dumb Glenn Beck
I realize that piling on Glenn Beck is pretty pointless, really. But for me the ultimate buzzkill of this day came when I watched the video below and then thought about the millions (!!!) of people who watch Glenn Beck each and every night

Say something funny, Mikey

@ Kyle Is A Douche - Mom, is that you?

Eh, I like him. Outside of two dynamite performances in Wes Anderson flicks, he was also great in I Heart Huckabees, Marie Antoinette and maybe Shopgirl, I don't remember

Hold on just one second here - just one motherfucking second!
Since when are whales mammals?

He can't even tell anymore

I waonder if they address the fact that
the Giants don't have a single wide receiver on their roster. If Kevin Boss doesn't catch twenty five touchdowns this season, Big Blue's gonna be in trouble

Wow, what would happen here if Patton fucking Oswalt won an Oscar and became this big star? If we're operating under the assumption that 90% of the AV Club currently wants to scarf down Oswalt's cock, how much will that number shrink once hipster-success-backlash falls into the equation?

I wonder if Carson Daly, even for a second, thought NBC was going to give him the 12:30 spot when Conan left for the Tonight Show

Hulk
I saw Hulk in 2003 and for the next six or so years, I championed it as being a much better movie than the general consensus at the time seemed to indicate. I think Rabin did a write up of it a couple of years ago that backed that sentiment up, too. Well, a few weeks ago I sat down and revisited that Hulk flick…

Well, I would've masturbated to that movie like woe if I was twelve and I'm sure many twelve year olds are masturbating to it as I type this. In this glorious age of so fucking much free streaming fuck videos, though, I would say Lust Caution barely registers as quality beat-off material and, what's worse, it's only a…

Speaking of Liev Schreiber…
Just saw The Ten and it unfortunately kind of sucked, but good gravy can someone tell me why Liev Schreiber doesn't play a mopey schlub with a mustache and a five o clock shadow in every flippin movie? He was dynamite

Sure

All I know is I sure wouldn't want to meet an elephant in a dark alley

This is the Mets disabled list right now…