Why yes, yes I do.

Next up, lung cancer camp.

Re: #8 death montage omissions:

So it's agreed: Worst. Episode. Ever.

Thanks, everyone — you've been extremely, nay, monumentally, helpful…

Holy shitsnacks, the 70s were lame (as evidenced by that "Electra Woman and Dyna Girl" clip).

Could someone fill me in on this meme?

Everyone please note that Sean O'Neal did not contribute to this feature because he's perfect and needs no "resolutions" to better Himself.

Hey, I've been to a Milwaukee Braves game.

We put our punctuation "inside" the "quotation marks" here in the God-blessed "United States."

You know what the English language desperately needs?

I would have also accepted "you've got a pretty boy mouth."

Year of the Vagina 2: Electric Boogaloo

Will this 14-year-old kid also tell me what blows?

I dunno. Go ask Tom Petty.

You have poor taste in music, and you can't spell properly.

Is there any news about what show will come on after Archer?

And don't forget that President Grant took his Moxie spiked with good ol' American bourbon.

Beg to differ on that whole "the Swedish film was airless and dull" bit.

One of us!