As long as the remake delivers a vagina monster like the original does, I'm all for it!

"… hates Minions enough to fire them for failing to respond to an email …"
So, more than one person was fired …

The only way to improve a Peter Gabriel song is to stop playing it.

Obviously missing from this list: On Sandinista!, the Clash song "Mensforth Hill" was "Something About England" played backwards.

FYI, the Brits use the expression "slow burn" to mean "steep learning curve." They also put their punctuation marks outside their quote marks, which looks better to me, an American pedantic twat.
They also don't use twat the way we do, to mean the female pudenda. They use "fanny" for that, which makes it awkward when…

18 musicians *who* need …

Still more exciting than soccer.

True fact: All the coded numbers message translate into "Drink more Ovaltine"

He's Elvis Fucking Christ!

Wait. You're saying that The Clash never played at Demonhead? Wasn't that right after the Bond's residency?

Grunge was not a new subgenre of rock. It was, and is, garage rock. Nothing more, nothing less.

No, he counted to four all the time.

You are 100% wrong about Starbuck being terrible.

So, you've discovered their business plan, eh?

I … blame … society!

That last guy actually did ask a sex question.

Brian Williams?

Well, one thing we know for sure is that this new film WILL be better than the 1975 flick with Ron Ely. I mean, how could it be worse?

A noble sentiment, that's for sure.

That guy in the first letter sounds like he may be suffering from clinical depression. I think Dan needed to mention that possibility.