He likes to be called Grimey.

The OSS films were awesome.

Oh, so now you're AGAINST chopping babies in half?

Does Sean owe his A.V. Club bosses a new Snark Meter?

And many, if not most, casting directors are … are you ready for this? … women!

Give Sandler 10 years or so … that's about when the French will proclaim him the New Jerry Lewis.

Well, Julia is WAY past her expiration date.

That ^!@%&^#(& Calvin stole MY bit!

Bil.

I laughed out loud 4-5 times during this episode.

Why not? Would posting a non sequitur break teh intertubes?

And try not to have intercourse in the parking lot.

No.

When you read the story, just replace "Metallica" with "Dawes" — instant relevance!

Did Lars run off the stage yelling "Sarong, suckers"?

2 Expendables, amirite fellas?

Nah. He looks like Courtney Love.

I've seen both in concert, and vehemently disagree with your opinion, which is … um … faux!

Including full-release massages?

Next you'll be telling me that there's a "New Mexico" or other such rot.