Why does Patton's book release make you sad, Zack?

The Kingston Trio's new name:
The Kingston Uno.

Fred
Actually, that "Girls Are From Uranus" song sounds interesting.

Fuckin' horns. How do they work?

Twitter is already dying.
Be patient, my friend.

So …
… I'm beginning to suspect that Tommy Lee has ingested a few mind-damaging drugs in his lifetime.

Shonen Knife
Shonen Knife — Free Time

The Moe-kisses-live-action-Katy-Perry-on-the-clitoris gag is the worst gag in the history of television.

What Jack White Lacks (say THAT three times quickly!)
Jack White certainly does have a point, what he obviously lacks is a "Shift" key.

Actually …
Actually, I don't think Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark will kill everyone in an aerial harness-related genocide, because the two or three performances of the show before it's canceled will play to mostly empty seats.

RIP
Peter.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@ Eponymous:

We're ALL Michael Jackson!

My month-old comment impressed yo mamma so much she engaged in sexual intercourse with me.

I just *knew* MS wrote the Teasdale book!
And I said so in the Teasdale book thread about 4-5 weeks ago!

You are Ayn Rand's bitch.

Don't forget the knowing look at Kevin Eubanks!

Those cities ain't but half the cities that the Quad Cities are!

Yes, but …
… the gray flannel suit, as seen in the photo, DOES NOT EXTEND BELOW THE WAIST!