Failed twinsies.

People … the clue is in the name of the disease: *Chronic* lymphocytic leukemia.

A pro, you say?

Scarlett Johansson's boobs?

And now you know … the rest of the story.

If Henry Rollins ate the Backstreet Boys, he would shit out Sum 41.

I agree.

Hey …
Gramps has kicked his Demerol habit, thank you very much!

IMDB has the quote as "The shitter was full."

At a Crossroads?
Wait.

PMS Wendy!

I'd invite them to my house, but …
… the shitter's full.

Class AND respect? That dog won't hunt, Monseigneur.

I'd go with …
… the punching, Sean.

Not yet 40?
Man, I Google imaged the guy, and his wrinkly face makes me think he's much older than that.
But maybe he's just a chain-smoking Brit and that's why he looks older.

So, are these …
… available in a book?

Yeah, but it was all downhill from there.

And I saw them Sept. 20, 2010, in frickin' Northfield, Minnesota, of all places.

Hi-yo!

Huh?