Wrong, sir, wrong! That role is expressly reserved for Oscar Isaac!

"OUTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWMM!!!"

Mother Gothel is CGI; she doesn't count.

The Lion King from Scar's point of view would be Richard III, I think.

Die Another Day doesn't have the fuckin' Cliffs of Dover coming down on Bond and the heroine.

It's the one he won in Casino Royale, modified by Q Branch in the interim.

Actually, I think it might've had a tighter script than Skyfall. Certainly one with fewer plot holes…

Though, thankfully, it leaves that rather abhorent "Chigroes" stuff out.

Are you kidding? Pedro Armendariz! :-o

You forgot A View to A Kill (though I wouldn't blame you), The Living Daylights, and GoldenEye (the pre-titles feature the USSR as baddies).

"Robotic sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads delivering frickin' nuclear warheads into the frickin' New York sewer system!"

That. Exactly that. That's not James Bond; that's… I don't know what that is.

It is a great shot, but I don't think the stunt crew was informed, because you can see them slowing nearly to a crawl every so often in order to give Connery enough of a lead to run.

Two things are great about You Only Live Twice: The cinematography and the score. Everything else is shite.

What your issues wit' III and IV, Cookie? :-(

How was the car chase? Did he perform any good stunts?

"Kid… you take the glory and the good intentions; I'll take the reward. And your ass."

I ALREADY DICK AROUND THE COCK!

We will. We'll even introduce you to your biggest star-crush… ;-)

…not a bad choice. To be fair, Nicholas Meyer came from the same sort of independent, mostly-writerly background, didn't he?

Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg say hi.