It is a toup. There's no question about it.

…I actually don't think I remember pogs. What the fuck are they?

And then Whitaker Chambers's head grew into a pumpkin.

…that sounds impossible. I can't believe my ears. :-(

They'd probably have it for 9/11, to be frank… unless I've got my numbers wrong.

…I think you're younger than me, man.

Awwww, it's that adorable Jeopardy player; the one formerly of Bay Village, Ohio! :-D

ENVER! HOXHA!

Ah. Me and my fucked-up memories…

To be fair… it was the President. And he did have his brains blown out.

Danny Tamborelli's slow destruction of everything that had ever made "Vital Information" on All That good made me hate him with the fire of a thousand suns.

When Lori-Beth Denberg returned to the show one night and pretty much made Tamborelli's schtick funny, it was night-and-day. It wasn't nostalgia, in that case;…

Mind you, boy bands were… not crap, at that time, however crassly made as endless cash-streams they might have been.

Plus, Billy West! And a cartoon giant sits on Wayne Knight!

Blue!

I generally stop at Rugrats in Paris. That's the extremest cut-off point for quality, the starting dip-point of which was David Doyle dying.

Hola, Norte Americano!

…which is also kind of beautiful, in its own way.

SKEETER BLUE HIMSELF

FUCK THE DISSOLVE FOREEEEEVEEEERRRRRRRR

You bastard, I was born in the '90s!!!

*pulls trigger;
E.Buzz Miller's head reenacts the Zapruder film*