What rubbish! It's clearly Rocko's Modern Life that is the pinnacle of Nickelodeon's cultural value! Followed swiftly thereafter by Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, and THEN Hey, Arnold!.

(Angry Beavers gets an honorable mention.)

Mmmmmm… "lusty".

Nah, he'd be better off with the Ses-tosterone.

No, that voice is spectacularly shitty. For godsake, even Aries Spears's Bill Cosby is better…

Lisa, by far, nowadays.

"…but it IS dead! DEAD!!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-hah!"

"Thou wast not born for death!"

*Dr. Jekyll sits up, leers ominously at a bird sitting on a branch*

I keep hearing the voice of Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible in my head when I read Otto-Spidey's dialogue.

I don't think Liam Neeson did that bit…

…I can certainly see why he would star in a play with that title.

Boy howdy, what's next? Brick Testament: The Movie? :-D

I prefer his brother, Herman Mieville.

It's the end… but the moment has been prepared for.

I AM THE ONE WHO FRANCOS.

You're drunk, James Franco.

It's the Great Pumpkin, James Franco!

STAY OUT OF HIS TERRITORY.

Thank you so much. My mother had to actually force me out of the room while they took away her body so it wouldn't further affect me.

And then during the inauguration he is finally shown, in all his racist, black-toothed glory: http://www.doctorzebra.com/…

I ALICE BLUE MYSELF