Or paint-by-numbers LYNCHness!

His next film will be about Uncle Remus!

NONE OF YOU ARE SAAAAAFE!

"I close my eyes,
And drift a-wa-ay…"

The song actually probably works best on the ride, because unlike the widely-known version, the ride version never climaxes when you're in any one segment of the ride, so instead of hitting that point over and over on the non-ride version and getting the fuck irritated out of you, it's like one of those occillating…

His burlap coat acted as wind resistance, and I think he fell into water. I think.

He's quite skinny, nowadays.

"…meeooowwww."

BIZZARO-WORLD!!!

Fair Enough. But He Got Really Fat Since, And He Can't Seem to Get the Weight Off No Matter How He Tries — Which He Doesn't Really Seem To, Either Way

You don't know how happy I am that I watched this unspoiled. WHAT a turnabout for the uninitiated viewer! :-D

Not to Mention Growing a Heinously Long Beard. By the Way, Did We Mention How Losing All That Weight Has Screwed Up Tom Hanks's Metabolism Permanently, Rendering Him the Bloated Puffball We Now All Know and Loathe?

Fun Fact: That was Joel Silver (yes, THAT Joel Silver) in a cameo role, specifically to spite Michael Eisner.

Dear god, Rainn Wilson looks young. :-O

Will the points still not matter?

Wait, that was supposed to be Tony Soprano?

Wait, that was supposed to be Tony Soprano?

Poor Kevin. They should've at least let him do Luke as Joe Chill, or something…

Poor Kevin. They should've at least let him do Luke as Joe Chill, or something…

I'm pretty sure our reviewer is downplaying the Rorschach influence; just look at the title of the episode, for frick's sake!