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Josh Hartnell? Relative to that pop idol Billy Hartnell?

He's too fat for this role. It looks like Jovial Prankster Tom Hanks, Master of the Check-Cashing.

"It's a Small World", "There's a Great, Big, Beautiful Tomorrow", "I Wanna Be Like You", "Let's Get Together", and "Winnie the Pooh", as well as all of the songs in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", "The Aristocats", and "Charlotte's Web".

Who? Name 'em.

What the hell happened to Tom Hanks, Chameleon and Master of Accents? He doesn't even sound anything like Disney in this…

Eh? All the David Tomlinson bits are wonderful. He and Glynnis Johns save the picture… oh, and that gruff policeman fellow with the mustache.

Oh, shut up. It's a wonderful picture, you utter twat.

Should'a been Downey. Or Jon Stewart; he looks UNCANNILY like Chaplin.

Patrick, have you even SEEN Song of the South? How in fuck is Zip-A-Dee-goddamn-Doo-Dah racist? :-/

Joe Versus the Volc-anus

Julian Glover?

I would've been very happy with that. They DESERVED IT, FOR ABANDONING US!!! >:-O

Does she show some bush hairs in this movie?

The disappointing sequel, featuring the same cast but in a heinously ugly location.

It Disqusts me.

Fuck that shit; it's hideous.

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Who's David Statham?

HALF-DEMON BABY TWINS!!!

"And to top it all off, the woman at least initially appears to be an El Paso judge whose rulings angered the local Latino community. When the body is lifted, it splits into two, and later, it’s discovered to be two halves of two separate women, the judge and a Mexican woman, further forcing cooperation across the