"Do not pass GO! Do not collect $200!"

Howling II!!!

…wow, Jeffrey Dean Morgan got old.

Abra-cadabra, I sit on his knee,
Presto, chango, and now HE is ME!
Hocus-pocus, we take hah ta bed.
Magic is FAUUUN… we'ah dead.

Who?

It's more science-fantasy, with smidgens of the hard stuff.

I ended this video smiling my ass off. A big "D'awwww" to you, too, Matt. I love you, man. :-)

Especially with the vampire fangs! :-D

He's also now spectacularly buff, for which, just consult Google. ;-)

Willard Whyte: "Tell him he's fired!"

On Food Network uber alles
On Food Network uber alles

So… no love for Good Omens, then? :-(

Somebody needs to murder Steve Hyden.

Da-boo-dee, da-boo-di, muthafucka.

No, no, no; it's "Go". Go West, young man. Grow up with the country, all that baloney.

Oh, Stephen… I just want to give him a hug. :-(

How can those be the words? "Mistake" doesn't have three syllables!

You've got the key to my heart,
Explain, and my arms
Will keep you
Safe and warm,

Turn around and walk away. Pretend she doesn't love you.

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful
MORONS?