Whoops; sorry about that. For some reason, I was expecting Tales from the Crypt to be older then I'd thought… :-S

This is me, right now: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

DAVID CHASE KILLED JAMES GANDOLFINI! I SAY WE STRING HIM UP!!! >:-(

He did. ;_;

…what, really? :-O

"…daddy."

Criterion actually favors one version of the film (which I believe is the German version), but it also includes the segments of the also-extant French version as a special feature; apparently, due to differences in how each version of the film was scored, a gestalt cut of the two could not be done without damaging the…

Fortunately, Lugosi could direct himself, and he pretty much physically commands every scene he's in, and the actors in it, into being awesome.

Huh? They DID act together, several times! The Invisible Ray? The Black Cat? Son of fucking Frankenstein?

I applaud you, sir. I could sort of sense that from the trailer. Vampyr is fuckin' great.

Or Morales!

I thought that was the point of Spider-Man, though? Have you read the comics?

You're ALREADY fucking nuts!

OH, NO, NAHT THE BEEEEES!!! NAHT THE BEEEEEES!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Those poor strands of hair; what did they ever do to deserve such treatment?

James and the Giant Peach is not a Tim Burton movie. It's a Henry Selick film.

Wait… they made a candy car? :-O

He strikes… LIKE PUDDY!!!

But phony is right in your name!

Don't worry, Your Fake Holiness; I do the same thing. :-D