My new HDTV, a Samsung, does this as part of its initial setup.  You plug it in, select the language, scan for inputs, and then choose "Store" or "Home" mode.  The menu explains that "Store" mode is only for a showroom situation; "Home" mode is what you want.

How timely.  For the past decade, I've done all my TV watching on my laptop.  I had a tube TV which I used for video games.  Just this week, I finally got a 1080p 120Hz LED TV.

How timely.  For the past decade, I've done all my TV watching on my laptop.  I had a tube TV which I used for video games.  Just this week, I finally got a 1080p 120Hz LED TV.

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

There is too much film.  Any attempt to list the top 10 films is doomed to fail, just as listing the top 10 books or songs is an exercise in idiocy.

There is too much film.  Any attempt to list the top 10 films is doomed to fail, just as listing the top 10 books or songs is an exercise in idiocy.

Exactly my point.  Like Gallagher, he's not funny on his own, his Tosh.0 act just has him show you some funny things other people made for him.

Exactly my point.  Like Gallagher, he's not funny on his own, his Tosh.0 act just has him show you some funny things other people made for him.

It's not news that in the hands of a true comedian, anything can be funny.  It's also not news that Daniel Tosh is a talentless hack, the Internet version of a prop comic, and a complete asshole besides.

It's not news that in the hands of a true comedian, anything can be funny.  It's also not news that Daniel Tosh is a talentless hack, the Internet version of a prop comic, and a complete asshole besides.

I'm a pretty tolerant guy.  I'm willing to give Scientology the benefit of the doubt when I can.  But not when it comes to sending your child to Sea Org.  That's not just grounds for divorce, that's grounds for a call to social services to have that child forcibly removed from your care.

I'm a pretty tolerant guy.  I'm willing to give Scientology the benefit of the doubt when I can.  But not when it comes to sending your child to Sea Org.  That's not just grounds for divorce, that's grounds for a call to social services to have that child forcibly removed from your care.

So here's the deal.  You don't like Yoko Ono, and none of your friends do either.  That's fine.  Some people do like her stuff, and that's fine too.  You don't have to like the avant garde — in fact, if most people did, it wouldn't be avant garde anymore.

So here's the deal.  You don't like Yoko Ono, and none of your friends do either.  That's fine.  Some people do like her stuff, and that's fine too.  You don't have to like the avant garde — in fact, if most people did, it wouldn't be avant garde anymore.

"objectively"

"objectively"

Yoko didn't break up the Beatles.  John Lennon broke up the Beatles, using Yoko as his hammer.  (How's *that* for misogyny?  I'm not even willing to grant Yoko agency.)

Yoko didn't break up the Beatles.  John Lennon broke up the Beatles, using Yoko as his hammer.  (How's *that* for misogyny?  I'm not even willing to grant Yoko agency.)

So did I.  These whippersnappers better get off our lawn.  Why, they've probably lived their whole lives in the Eternal September.